Jis Pal Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga; Hazaron Saal Dekha Hoga; Lakhon Sal Nihara Hoga; Aur Fir Ek Baar Jarur Socha Hoga; Abe Yaar Bana To Diya Par Yah Hai Kya?
Garlfrend: Sharaab Pikar Gaadi Mat Chalaana Bahut Axident Ho Rahe Hain Pappu: Dhanyavad Bebi Tum Mera Bahut Khyal Rakhti Ho Dost: Yaar Pikar Gaadi Mat Chala Bahut Axident Ho Rahe Hain Pappu: Abe Apne Baap Ko Mat Sikha
Banti: Yaar Koi Ganda Sa Maisej Sunao? Pappu: Ek Ladaka Hota Hai Vo Kichad Men Gir Jata Hai Banti: To Fir Aage Kya Hota Hai? Pappu: Ganda
Banti Pappu Se: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya? Pappu: Liya Nahin Yaar Garlfrend Ka Uthaya Hai Banti: Kyon? Pappu: Vo Roj Kahti Thi Ki Tum Mera Fon Nahin Uthate? To Aaj Maine Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya
Pappu: Kal Maine Ek Rocket Chhoda To Sidha Suraj Se Takra Gaya Banti: Fir Kya Hua? Pappu: Fir Meri Pitai Hui Banti: Kisne Pita? Pappu: Suraj Ki Mammi Ne Yaar
Banti: Yaar Kya Koi Card Dekhkar Bhi Bhavishyavani Kar Sakta Hai? Pappu: Ha Bilkul Kar Sakta Hai Banti: Kaun? Pappu: Meri Maa Vo Mera Report Card Dekhte Hi Bata Deti Hain Ki Papa Ke Aate Hi Meri Kya Halat Hone Wali Hai